Looking for Mud's childrens' cell phone numbers

Does anyone have them?

This is my last blog post.

Some of the comments you are posting are mean and disrespectful to what I am trying to accomplish here. You people obviously don't take this whole thing seriously. This is serious. Deadly serious. And alive serious. And dead again serious.

Everyone needs to know about the evil that is mud. You will not hear from me again.

Mud's evil nature has infected the entire VS

Not only does Mud refuse to realize he has done me wrong, but he has also passed his infected personality on to his entire board. Just as Mud can do no wrong in his mind, neither can the Gator Nation that resides on the VS and the other related boards.

The smugness is so overwhelming that I have to call the staff to help me into the shower after my internet sessions here at the assisted living facility. One of them has really rough hands.

Try arguing with any of them. They only see things their way. I have had more reasonable conversations with my breakfast prunes. And nearly all of them are as long winded as hurricane season in the keys. It makes you wonder if any of them took, much less passed, beginning composition at UF. The random capitalization, underlining, and persistent gasbagginess makes me want to scream. It is one thing to be an evil person, but arrogantly retarded is more than this veteran can take.

But I am on to them and will not rest until Mud has been properly and publically humiliated.

The Gator Nation will be bombed into the Stone Age.

JimG8R only hates Mud a little

that makes me hate JimG8R a lot. He is trying to make people be nice to me but unless he hates Mud, I will follow him and ignore him too.

My blog is catching on.

I'll show those bastards. They can't mess with me. They may mess with me, but they can't mess with me. Now everyone knows everything.

I can't stand soccer

so Mud allows multiple soccer posts to populate the VS.


Such typical behavior from him.

Really really really really sad news

He got better. Again.

Really really sad news

Naked Lady Mud Flap died again.

Does anyone have any connections at the Gainesville Sun?

It seems they have blocked my phone number. Bastards don't know who they are ignoring. I plan to sit in front of their building and not say anything to them. They may ignore me, but they will not completely ignore me. Or something like that.

HaileGator on the VS is a fan of NLMF

They both hate Mud to pieces and they talk about him over checkers on Tuesdays. Mud had better not show up at the Gainesville retirement village or he may get a shuffleboard stick shoved up his ass.

One of the asshats over on the VS makes a good point

RT is a big fat meanie.

Okay I am going to sue Mud for publishing my private mudmail to him

What was the name of gator74's lawyer?

Mud, you're toast. And Albert go clean a bed pan.

I think I need a new hobby

I think I am going to give up cyber stalking and start stalking Mud Wayne and Hobbes at their tailgate. That will bring me respect if nothing will. That and pathetic e-mails.

Who on the Mudduck (besides Mud and Wayne and Hobbes ) are big and fat and mean?

Obviously we have those three. I would say that Revolver is big fat and mean and that TRO is big fat and mean, but they got runnoft by Mud so they don't count.

I think Ignatius J. Reilly is a meanie. Who else is a meanie? Albert is a meanie, that's who. Anyone else who is meanie? Flea. That's right. Flea is a meanie. Wouldn't hurt a Flea? Well you would if had ever had him act like a meanie toward you. Other meanies? I would say bitter-bob. No I wouldn't say bitter-bob, I did say bitter-bob. He is a meanie. A meanie-beanie George Meany meanie mean head. That's what bitter-bob is. Booth Rand is a meanie. WizeGuy is a meanie.

Jeremy was mean. HoustonBob was mean.

So that's who I think is mean. Who do you think is mean?

BillVol is on his way here to join in

He has ten years of Mud ignoring him to bitch about.

Mud is a poopie head

And he must be stopped.

JimG8R has been invited to post here

Come on Jim, let Mud have it. Right here. Either as a top level post or in the comments.

Hobbes Is Such A Fuck Up Besides Being A Meanie. And Big. And Fat.

What a fuck up Hobbes is.

Seriously, You Should Blog About It

Seriously.

Mud Was Mean To Naked Lady Mud Flap

so his son faked his (NLMF's) death. Years later NLMF shows up at the Wayne Auburn Board to bitch about Mud. Repeatedly. So now he has this blog.

This Is For Naked Lady Mud Flap

to complain about Mud and fake his own death again so he quits spamming the Mudduck.