See we told you Mud was mean

He just said that people who post on Wayne are idiots. That's mean. Even if it as about Wayne who is mean. And big. And fat.

People are mean to Cooter Brown over on WAB

is it because they are big fat and mean or is it because they are members of the vast Zionist conspiracy? Oh wait. I know. What if they are big fat mean Zionists?

Breaking News: People are e-mailing each other over on WAB

GE has broken the story, but without screenshots.

Well we're back and Mud and Wayne and Hobbes are still bag fat meanies

Any surprise there? No.

My butt itches

Dude my butt itches.

The United States Court Of Appeals For The Eleventh Circuit is big and fat. And mean.

Why? Because the Court tends to publish opinions with subtleties and nuances, rather than use a sledge hammer.

And note that it is the United States Court of Appeals For The Eleventh Circuit, not the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals. Because although we are neither big, nor fat, nor mean, we are pretentious bastards.

Ia Cheif Dork big fat & mean?

Maybe, maybe not. You decide.

Mud and Wayne and Hobbes are being mean again

they let Flea post.

They are mean.

Looking for Mud's childrens' cell phone numbers

Does anyone have them?

This is my last blog post.

Some of the comments you are posting are mean and disrespectful to what I am trying to accomplish here. You people obviously don't take this whole thing seriously. This is serious. Deadly serious. And alive serious. And dead again serious.

Everyone needs to know about the evil that is mud. You will not hear from me again.

Mud's evil nature has infected the entire VS

Not only does Mud refuse to realize he has done me wrong, but he has also passed his infected personality on to his entire board. Just as Mud can do no wrong in his mind, neither can the Gator Nation that resides on the VS and the other related boards.

The smugness is so overwhelming that I have to call the staff to help me into the shower after my internet sessions here at the assisted living facility. One of them has really rough hands.

Try arguing with any of them. They only see things their way. I have had more reasonable conversations with my breakfast prunes. And nearly all of them are as long winded as hurricane season in the keys. It makes you wonder if any of them took, much less passed, beginning composition at UF. The random capitalization, underlining, and persistent gasbagginess makes me want to scream. It is one thing to be an evil person, but arrogantly retarded is more than this veteran can take.

But I am on to them and will not rest until Mud has been properly and publically humiliated.

The Gator Nation will be bombed into the Stone Age.

JimG8R only hates Mud a little

that makes me hate JimG8R a lot. He is trying to make people be nice to me but unless he hates Mud, I will follow him and ignore him too.

My blog is catching on.

I'll show those bastards. They can't mess with me. They may mess with me, but they can't mess with me. Now everyone knows everything.

I can't stand soccer

so Mud allows multiple soccer posts to populate the VS.


Such typical behavior from him.

Really really really really sad news

He got better. Again.

Really really sad news

Naked Lady Mud Flap died again.

Does anyone have any connections at the Gainesville Sun?

It seems they have blocked my phone number. Bastards don't know who they are ignoring. I plan to sit in front of their building and not say anything to them. They may ignore me, but they will not completely ignore me. Or something like that.

HaileGator on the VS is a fan of NLMF

They both hate Mud to pieces and they talk about him over checkers on Tuesdays. Mud had better not show up at the Gainesville retirement village or he may get a shuffleboard stick shoved up his ass.

One of the asshats over on the VS makes a good point

RT is a big fat meanie.

Okay I am going to sue Mud for publishing my private mudmail to him

What was the name of gator74's lawyer?

Mud, you're toast. And Albert go clean a bed pan.