Friday, February 26, 2010

The United States Court Of Appeals For The Eleventh Circuit is big and fat. And mean.

Why? Because the Court tends to publish opinions with subtleties and nuances, rather than use a sledge hammer.

And note that it is the United States Court of Appeals For The Eleventh Circuit, not the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals. Because although we are neither big, nor fat, nor mean, we are pretentious bastards.

Ia Cheif Dork big fat & mean?

Maybe, maybe not. You decide.

Mud and Wayne and Hobbes are being mean again

they let Flea post.

They are mean.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Looking for Mud's childrens' cell phone numbers

Does anyone have them?

This is my last blog post.

Some of the comments you are posting are mean and disrespectful to what I am trying to accomplish here. You people obviously don't take this whole thing seriously. This is serious. Deadly serious. And alive serious. And dead again serious.

Everyone needs to know about the evil that is mud. You will not hear from me again.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Mud's evil nature has infected the entire VS

Not only does Mud refuse to realize he has done me wrong, but he has also passed his infected personality on to his entire board. Just as Mud can do no wrong in his mind, neither can the Gator Nation that resides on the VS and the other related boards.

The smugness is so overwhelming that I have to call the staff to help me into the shower after my internet sessions here at the assisted living facility. One of them has really rough hands.

Try arguing with any of them. They only see things their way. I have had more reasonable conversations with my breakfast prunes. And nearly all of them are as long winded as hurricane season in the keys. It makes you wonder if any of them took, much less passed, beginning composition at UF. The random capitalization, underlining, and persistent gasbagginess makes me want to scream. It is one thing to be an evil person, but arrogantly retarded is more than this veteran can take.

But I am on to them and will not rest until Mud has been properly and publically humiliated.

The Gator Nation will be bombed into the Stone Age.

JimG8R only hates Mud a little

that makes me hate JimG8R a lot. He is trying to make people be nice to me but unless he hates Mud, I will follow him and ignore him too.